Emergency Porn

Me: “Don’t look at porn on my phone.”
Jedi: “Well you better take it from me now.”
Me: “You have your own phone, where you can look at porn.”
Jedi: “Well, you never know. Some day I might have a phone emergency and need to use your phone.”
Me: “There will never be a moment where you have a phone emergency and will need to look at porn.”
Jedi: “Well! You never know! I may be without my phone and suddenly be like “Hey, I want to check this out.”

The Internet is for Porn
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